put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

"I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships."
Neil Hilborn (via replenishthisearth)
quote 

And he did. He totally got me. I thought he’s really done with dinner. [x]

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

me 

sherlockbbc:

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time

"Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things they can’t forget; stories they carry in their bodies waiting to be released."
Natalie Goldberg (via rabbitinthemoon)
quote 

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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officialdaddyegbert:

I love it when younger girls look up to older girls as role models and heroes. I love it when older girls enthusiastically support and protect younger girls. I love it when girls are psyched about the skills and accomplishments of other girls, I love it when girls compliment each other, take care of each other, encourage each other. I love it when girls realize how awesome and important they are. I love it when girls are fuckin’ pumped about girls.

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